CEO of Wormtopia
🌟 Hey There, Internet Fuckers!
What's up gamers! I'm Astrid, your friendly neighborhood shithead. Welcome to my little corner of the interwebs (thats some cool gamer speak for ya) and be careful 'round here - there's some seriously cool links scattered around, lol.
🎯 Why This Site Exists
I made this site because I seriously miss when the internet was just people making dumb stuff for fun, so... guess what? I'm doing exactly that!
Location: Somewhere
Favorite Browser: Netscape Navigator (fight me)
Status: ONLINE
Mood: gay asf
🎮 Stuff I'm Totally Into
Here's what gets me hyped:
- Glitch compilations - The funnier, the better
- Dumb humor - If it makes no sense, I probably love it
- Pokémon - Gotta catch 'em all, obviously
- Making art - Digital, traditional, whatever!
- Retro web design - You're looking at it right now!
- Murderous thoughts - My specialty
🏖️ Random Philosophy Corner
If you're the kind of person who sandwich, then maybe burger. Burger? Who said that? Probably someone who's smart, far way smarter than I... but thats for the smarties to figure out. What really IS burger anyways?
This page is UNDER CONSTRUCTION
But honestly, aren't we all?
💌 Final Thoughts
PS: Yes, this entire website is held together with hopes, dreams, snot and piss. You're welcome.
Last Updated: March 15, 2001 | Created with: Notepad and gay thoughts | Tested in: Internet Explorer 5.5