๐พ The Grand Hall of Kitties - Microsoft Internet Explorer
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Welcome to The Grand Hall of Kitties! ๐
โ Behold the Illustrious Big Poo Exhibits! โ
โ ๏ธ Best viewed with Internet Explorer 5.5+ for optimal cat-viewing! Drawing and games require a modern browser! โ ๏ธ
๐๏ธ About Our Grand Poo Collection! ๐พ
Esteemed guest! Welcome to the Grand Hall of Poo, the internet's most prestigious digital museum dedicated to the enigmatic and utterly majestic specimens known affectionately as the "Big Poo" felines. Each "Big Poo" exhibit has been meticulously prepared to highlight the unique, often peculiar, charm of these whiskered wonders. Prepare for a truly interesting experience..!
Our collection is ever-expanding, featuring newly discovered Big Poos from the farthest reaches of the internet. We invite you to delve into their mystique, and perhaps, even leave your own artistic mark on history.
*** INTERACTIVE! You can now draw on the exhibits! ***
โจ The Grand Collection of Poo Exhibits โจ
Big Poo (Red)
A vibrant specimen, known for its fiery spirit and aggressive nature.
Big Poo (Green)
This tranquil feline embodies serenity, often found camouflaged in large salads.
Big Poo (Blue)
A deep thinker.
Big Poo (Yellow)
Radiates small rays of sun when not being observed.
Big Poo (Purple)
A truly silly cat. Loves to make jokes about tragedies.
Big Poo (Orange)
The Knight.
Big Poo (Cyan)
Cool and collected, kinda looks yummy. I didn't say that! You were thinking it too!
Big Poo (Magenta)
Exudes charm and sophistication, loves jazz and smells like fabuloso.
Big Poo (Brown)
Somewhat of a runt. Glad we kept him around, he's only just getting started.
Big Poo (Black)
A creature.
Big Poo (Rainbow)
I think he ate too many fruity pebbles. That's what we call the gay kibble.
Big Poo (Golden)
A rare and precious find, rumored to bring good fortune to all who worship it.
Big Poo (Cloud)
Light as a feather, this kitty can sadly never be held. Likes torture.
Big Poo (Galaxy)
Filled with the wonders of the cosmos, yet, he knows nothing.
Big Poo (Awakened)
The Master.
Big Poo (Polka Dot)
Always ready for a party, this kitty brings weapons wherever it goes!
Big Poo (Crystal)
Sold to opulent countries as a testament to their wealth. Has blinded 2,351,095 people.
Big Poo (Ghost)
I think I've seen him in my house.
Big Poo (Fire)
From the real.
Big Poo (Ice)
Frozen for the time being. Something moves within the ice, or was it just your eyes?
Big Poo (Glitch)
This specimen appears to be corrupted. Please do not attempt to download.
Big Poo (Holographic)
A shimmering, ethereal feline. Mostly light, partially cat.
Big Poo (Stealth)
We think he's in this picture. We're not entirely sure.
Big Poo (Lava Lamp)
Groovy. Constantly shifting, mesmerizingly slow.
Big Poo (8-Bit)
A digital ancestor. Low resolution, high charm.
Big Poo (Cosmic)
Contains nebulas and a deep sense of existential dread.
Big Poo (Jello)
It wiggles. It jiggles. It's probably lime-flavored.
Big Poo (Scribble)
Appears to have been drawn by a child. A very, very powerful child.
Big Poo (Static)
If you stare long enough, you might see a secret message. Or just get a headache.
Welcome, aspiring artists! You are now empowered to interact directly with our esteemed "Big Poo" exhibits! Simply click and drag your mouse (or use your finger on touch devices) over any kitty image to leave your artistic mark. Don't worry, your masterpiece is temporary and can be cleared with a click of the "Clear Drawing" button beneath each exhibit.
Unleash your creativity, but please, treat our magnificent Big Poos with the respect they deserve!
Choose Your Royal Ink Color:
๐ Daily Feline Fact ๐
Click the button below to unveil a fascinating fact about our glorious felines!
๐ฎ Royal Kitty Games Parlor! ๐พ
Take a break from admiring the exhibits and stretch your paws with these fun kitty-themed games!
๐ฐ Kitty Clicker Tycoon!
Catnip Points: 0
Click Power: 1 | Auto-Catnip: 0/sec
Click the button to earn Catnip Points!
๐งบ Kitty Catch Frenzy!
Use arrow keys or swipe to move the basket and catch falling kitties! Avoid the bombs!
Score: 0 | Lives: 3
๐ง Kitty Memory Match!
Match the pairs of kitties! Can you remember where they are?
Moves: 0 | Matches: 0
๐ Special Appearances! ๐ธ
Behold these rare and magnificent cameos by famous individuals in our museum!
The Adam Sandler
Doesn't he look so silly!
The Peter Griffin
I thought he was gonna eat me!
The Beast
Thankfully I hate Beast Bar!
The Markiplier
He gave me a concussion!
The Jotaro Kujo
Definitely real!
The Gordon Ramsay
Called my exhibit 'an absolute disgrace!'
The Walter White
He asked about our 'crystal' kitties.
The Fred
Refused to comment. Just asked for pizza.
๐ A Gift For You... ๐
A true friend is waiting. Are you ready to meet them?
๐ Kitty Soundboard!
Click on the buttons below to hear various purr-fect feline sounds!
๐ฌ Daily Kitty Quote!
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Sigmund Freud (probably)
๐ฐ Latest Museum News & Updates
07/02/2025: NEW FEATURES! Test your skills in the Kitty Memory Game and leave your mark in our new interactive Guestbook!
07/01/2025: MASSIVE UPDATE! 10 new "Big Poo" exhibits added! 3 new special guests! And now, a word from our sponsors!
06/27/2025: Grand opening of the Hall of Kitties featuring interactive drawing! Be the first to leave your mark!
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๐ Visitor Comments
FelineFanatic2000 wrote:
"OMG this is like totally adorable!!! The blinking text is sooo cool! ๐" Posted: 06/26/2025 at 4:15 PM
xXCatsRCoolXx wrote:
"Your museum is PAW-SOME!!! The kitty info on hover is purrfect!! Keep up the great work!" Posted: 06/26/2025 at 9:23 PM